I Wish! :D

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, but it looks tacky because you used cherry kool-aid to dye it.

I wish I didn't have headaches anymore.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, a Mob member randomly mistakes you for one of his enemies. One day, you hear your doorbell ring, you go to check it, and as soon as you touch the door, a spear flys through and kills you.

I wish we had a background./

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

I was anticipating someone saying, "Granted, but you lose your head."

Uh, wish denied. Sorry.
I wish I was a Knight Templar.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:39 am

Granted but they discover that you're a witch and they burn you.

I wish I'd get a wish without any unwanted consequences.

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

That's awful lol.

Granted, but I lied and your penis turned into a snake and bit your balls, causing you a slow and painful death.

I wish I had better skills at the guitar.

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but the deal with the devil you had to make to get these skills forces you to burn you and your whole family alive.

I wish I knew what the meaning of life is.

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted. The answer is death.

I wish there were a better answer.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, the answer is to live.

I wish people understood that line better D:

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted. But go away.

I wish the next sentence was true. The previous sentence was a lie.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, the solution is simple. They kill the Batman... well, they missed batman (sadly), and got you instead.

I wish more people than just me knew how to divide by zero.

Posts : 78 Join date : 2013-07-22

Oh.

Granted. But now dividing by everything else becomes impossible.

I wish Kevin James came to my town.

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but he goes on a killing rampage and murders you with a rubber chicken.

I wish for world peace.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:42 pm

Granted, but everyone must die on this world for this to be achieved.

I wish my phone would just let me media sync it to my computer..

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but the new connection gives your computer the power to connect with all electronics around the world and causes the Earth to be taken over by Machines.

I wish I could travel back in time.

Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-07-22

Granted, but on your way through time, you trip, resulting in an utter collapse of spacetime.

I wish I didnt have to sleep.

Posts : 38 Join date : 2013-07-23

Granted, but you become a zombie because the lack of sleep kills most of your brain cells.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:38 pm

Granted and you wish for your balls to be cut off.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Subject: Re: I Wish! :D Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:45 pm

Wish granted, you end up driving down the highway 114 mph having the time of you're life with three hot chicks in the backseat when you crash & burn. idk

I wish I wasn't so sick.